Xiaolong Halls Boredom Pictures …
In Association With The Shaolin Temple …
Starring Jin the South Korean. Dennis the German.
Musical score by Kickass Torrents Polysympathetic Orchestral Choir.
Written, and Directed by Pakinam The Fab Toilet Queen, of Bad-ass-shire.
Praise for Xiaolong’s Betrayal …
NYT: “Better than The Avengers.”
Boston Globe: “Definitely better than The Avengers.”
Rotten Tomatoes: “What’s The Avengers?!”
Empire Magazine: “Pakinam is the new hottest director in Dengfeng, Henan Province.”
Joe Fahim, of the Egypt Monocle: “A tour-de-force. This is up there with Stanley Kubrick’s 2001: A Space Odyssey, Jerardo Rossiphilanou’s Circus of Depression (AKA The Suicide Film), and Khan Gabayrasso’s This Film is Too Complicated and Evolved for Regular Audience So Don’t Even Bother To Get It Ye Scum.”