One happy [sword-bearing Shoalin] family: Myself, Chris “Luka” and the Kung Fu summer school kids.
Ganging up on Shifu.
He claims he cut my throat. I claim my sword punctured his heart before he even attempted. We ended up with each’s sword at the other’s throat.
For Shaolin-related political reasons, we agreed to call it a tie.
Tolik and I are so badass. But Maria, the sneaky German, finishes Tolik off then comes for me. A stab [from] the back.
